Enough Already

Charley was more than enough all by himself. Then came Frances. Now Jeanne. Enough. I say it's time we do something. We could maybe put up a giant sign in the Keys directing all hurricanes out into the Atlantic. Or maybe change all local listings to show the FSU Seminoles playing in Texas or something (the Hurricanes like to beat up on the Seminoles). Perhaps a GIANT tub of Damp-Rid would soak up all the humidity and snuff out the hurricane. Or a million bicycle pumps to raise the air pressure. Or move Miami to Virginia (actually could we just do this one anyway?). I don't know. I do know that Florida doesn't need any more hurricanes and there are still two more months of hurricane season left. We need to figure out something.